yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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