she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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