there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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