thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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