let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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