Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter