Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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