I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years