butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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