I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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