i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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