i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I could make wine with my vomit
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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