so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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