S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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