She's JV to your varsity
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just gift wrapped bread.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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