I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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