Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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