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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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