is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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