I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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