Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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