Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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