i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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