Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I love having hate sex.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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