remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize