he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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