omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
did i just pee glitter
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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