You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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