Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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