i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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