and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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