is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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