In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize