My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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