Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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