But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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