Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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