I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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