well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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