You really coming over, don't trick.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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