it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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