Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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