Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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