3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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