Porn is love you can see.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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