She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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