Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I hate all girls vehemently.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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