walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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