Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Randomize
