I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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