ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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