I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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