How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
